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nfl explained (coming soon)

working on a zine-esque primer to the sport. will embed here eventually.

opinions

  1. the tush push would be fine if the false starts were caught
  2. long field goals are fun
  3. sports betting is terrible
  4. the chargers should have stayed in san diego
  5. jerry rice is the goat

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welcome to the football page

thanks for the emotional attachment to a sports team dad!

i'm a lifelong 49ers fan, but i also enjoy just watching good football. i've lived through my favorite team losing three super bowls - two of which i can remember (FUCK the chiefs forever). i am also a passionate hater of the seattle seahawks and dallas cowboys.

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